isekaitruckdriver

I drive this thing called the Isekai Truck. Have no idea why people named it that way they sometimes even refer to it as Truckkun like it was their friend. It sure doesnt look friendly when it flattens teenagers into the road like nobodys business but hey you do you. I mean a few times some stupid kids did jump in front of my truck and I allegedly hitnrun them but it wasnt my fault all my cases at court got dismissed. Even I dont understand how. Well except for all those DUIs and an insignificant amount of speeding tickets but the cops are clearly overreacting. I can drive just fine after a few shots Im not a pussy. Also alcohol doesnt cause me any headaches that would disrupt my concentration because I always make sure to take a few Vicodins before I start drinking. See? Just gotta be smart about it. By the way did you know that seven is actually a magical number? At my 6th roadkill incident oopsie the cops told me my license was gonna vanish the next time they get me and I shit you not it did. Jokes on them my trusty truck doesnt ask for a license when I fire it up just the good ol gas to get those horses runnin. Fate still wants me to drive my truck without a care in the world. I know because Im always reading my horoscope on my phone while driving to pass the time. Do pay attention before stepping down from the sidewalk kids cause I sure as hell wont. What? Do I have a say in who gets isekaid and who doesnt? Who knows mate but I dont recommend flipping that coin cause someone might just send you to isekai North Korea out of spite with no cheats. That would be as bad as... well real North Korea. It costs a lot of money to fix my truck all the time you know.